not exact quotes, but...
Client: Can you send our logo to our vendor?
Me: You have that logo - it was on the disks we sent you
with all of your corporate identity.
Client: We can't find the CD.
Me: You didn't back up your corporate logos onto your
Client: So and so doesn't work here anymore. I'm new. We
can't find it.
Me: So you've lost your corporate logo...