3 way conference call:
client project manager (pm): they want one of those charts instead of the numbers.
me (developer): ok, what type of chart?
pm: one of the ones with the lines on it.
me: bar, line, pie....?
pm: lines yes, but going up.
me: [10 seconds silence] - bar?
me: you want a bar chart?
pm: no, I want on of the ones where it's got blocks, you know, like lego.
designer: a cool, like tetris
me: like what?
designer: tetris. [pause] It's a game
me: I know what the f**k tetris is.