Him: I'd like a website, Josh.
Me: Okay, by the way, my name is Jacob.
Him: Okay. So, Josh, I was thinking I want a nice site with a little menu that drops down and some rotatable pictures.
Me: That sounds simple. Anything else?
Him: I want it to be about six gigabytes, and I will pay you by the meg.
NOTE: He had no idea how large that is.