Client: I'm very upset with your customer server!
Me: Why is that, ma'am?
Client: Because when I signned up for your dial-up service they did not tell me
that it required a phone line and my computer is on the other side of the room
from my phone jack.
Me: ! ...well, what you can do is get a longer phone line and a splitter jack for
your phone jack so you can connect your phone and computer to the same jack.
Client: Why would I need the splitter?
Me: So you could have the phone and the computer connected to the same line.
Client: But my phone is cordless.
Me: ?! Well then, I guess you won't need the splittter.
Client: Well thank you for your help. You have a nice day.