This is what i get for looking for work on IRC:
Potential Client: alright, so, this project iz gonna b big, aight? 1st i wana hav a whole section dedicated 2 musik, aight? [He goes on listing various details, and I'm getting dollar signs in my eyes]
Potential Client: So, wut do u think?
Me: Well....We could either do this hourly, or possibly negotiate a flat fee
Potential Cliet: flat fee?
Me: Yeah, I'd need 50% upfront, if we did it that way
Potential Client: ???
Potential Client: dood wtf u think im gona pay sum1 2 do this? ur a moron u think im gona pay i just go get sum1 else 2 do it 4 free u dumbass.
This man wasted ten minutes of my life, and I want them back.