Boss: our Australian client is calling us in the morning at 7.30am to go over a few points. I need you to be here.
Me: can't they email us instead?
Boss: they apparently want to talk to someone.
Me: Oh well.
I live an hour away from where I work, so 1 early night and early rise later...
Client: Hi. We really like the work you've done. When will it be ready for publication?
Me: Next week.
Client: Excellent. (hangs up)
Me: *buys gun and goes on murder rampage*