My office was located on the same floor as the helpdesk for a newly created telco. The helpdesk actually received the following request..
(this call was received on a Friday morning)
Client: I have a project that is due on Monday morning that is very important, but I need to do alot of research. Most of the material is located on the Internet and I don't have Internet at home.
Call Center: What would you like us to do?
Client: Can you copy "the Internet" to a CD for me so that I can browse through it over the weekend?
(The client was very serious... )