I love this one the best. Can you pelase shut down your computer. cusotmer: you mean restart.
On my GOD, this is what I want to say to them with such passion. RESTART, did I say restart, I am pretty sure I didn't say restart, I think, no I am pretty sure I said shut down. If I wanted you to restart your computer I would have said restart, not shut down. When cusotmer's says this, I just want to die.