junior publicity girl at movie studio: "We need the artwork as a color black-and-
white 300dpi slide in tiff format, whatever that means."
me: "Um, do you even know how many things are wrong with that statement? Let's
start at the beginning..."
those studio publicity girls ALWAYS say "whatever that means"! like they're taught
it at a sorority house or something. i've never understood how movie studio people
can fundamentally not understand the fundamentals of their job.