I work for a printers and got this phonecall:
Publisher Customer: (Really Annoyed) You said you would supply the artwork back to us in quark .eps format once you had scanend it and i cant F*cking open the eps.
Me: Have you got Quark instaled
Publisher Customer: Yes of course i have!!!!!!!!
Me: It should just open, i dont understand - is there an error meassage.
Publisher Customer: it says "Your 30 day trial has ended".
Me: OH, OK
ME (thinking) you F*cking cheap skate twat.