I work for a major broadband ISP, doing tech support. I had a little old lady call, asking what kind of ethernet card she should purchase. I asked if her computer was a laptop or desktop pc. Her response:
"I don't know, my computer has wires running to the brain, you know, the ICU!"
I would have understood this response, if it had been 1980, perhaps even 1985. This occurred in 2005. 'Nuff said.