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free at last | posted 09-12-2005 | Number of Votes: 69  |  Current Rating: 4.18   

I used to be an office manager for a policeman's side polygraph business. He had hired a secretary to assist me. After 3 months of her being there, I was called aside and fired because I wouldn't 'put out' (direct quote) and he felt that the new undersecretary would. (...from someone who should know the laws on sexual harrassment, no less)

When I tried to collect unemployment, he told the bureau that I had quit so that he wouldn't have to pay more in unemployment. (Thank God they had dealt with him before and learnt not to believe anything he said.)

Two months later I got a phone call from him begging me to come back and work for him. Apparently this secretary took advantage of his libido to not do any work, and after finding countless files hidden behind the file cabinet and unprocessed, he needed someone responsible to straighten things out and deal with all the client complaints.

....Thanks, but if I wanted to be abused some more, I'd invest in some chains and a f@#$ing ball gag.....

Sad thing is that he's now a city councilman in the town where I used to live!

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