a few choice comments from a nightmare client that hasn't paid....
after sending me a link to a truly terrible site she thought was good:
"I liked the way the home page was animated, and the words came at you."
about another site:
"I found a really cool water ripple effect on a site - can we do this?"
"Do we need a menu? Couldn't we have all the links throughout the text?"
and to top it all, they had the worst logo i had ever seen, which was just the company name written in an Edwardian script, in purple. I tried to get them to change it, but they were reluctant. When the client came round, I was determined to tell her exactly how terrible it was. I was about to start when she said "Ooh, I had a new tattoo". Oh really, says I. She turns round and shows me the logo that I was about to tell her was the worst I had ever seen, tattooed on her back. God's honest truth....
And now I have been left penniless, after their project fell apart and they refused to pay me (even though I had made the site). But at least I don't have a terrible logo of a failed company tattooed on my back!