We were building a small web site for a clairvoyant and psychic healer (I kid you not).
Client: What is the birthdate and time of the developer?
Me: Ur, dunno - let me ask Is it important?
Client: Oh yes.
Me: 20th August, 6.25pm apparently.
Client: In that case I don't want you to use him. He doesn't have the correct Psychic profile.
Me: Well I admit he can be a bit weird but he's a good developer...
Client: I don't want to you to use him. Who else have you got?
What can you say?