My company sells centralized voice recording servers through out the US.
Well, part of the software is a saftey monitor that constantly checks the system for abnormal behavior. i.e low disk space, no activity in certain database files etc....
So I get a call from one of our customers
Cust: I think we've got a problem. We don't have any disk space left.
Me: Are you sure, you should have 6 months of active recording, and the system will automatically delete old calls to make room for new ones.
Cust: No, the saftey monitor says we have 0 kilobytes left on our D drive.
Me: ok, let me dial in and check it out for you. The autodelete process probably locked up.
I dial in and I'm looking at the disk, it's got like 250GB free space on it. Check the Saftey monitor app for the drive space statistics.
Drive D: Ok 250GB Free Space
Call the customer back.
Me: Yeah, your drive is Ok not 0k.
Customer: Oh I thought it had no k.
Me: no problem, have a good day.
This was worth the laugh all the way.