Another one from the same client, after sending him the preview, word for word:
"Oh that's not BLING BLING enough! We want something Paris Hilton meets Nicole kidman. Blow EASY!!! Like Speed explosion but in white threads. But with the gold trims and please, think BLING BLING. Not like this it looks like an ordinary tree. I want lots of gold like BLING BLING. And make the red blow EASY. Like a BOOM explosion but with BLING BLING. know what I'm saying????? Why dunt u call me later and i'll explain more tommorrow. Thanks 4 the effort."
*blink blink* Pardon?! *blink blink*