I was a summer intern (still in school) for a branch of a non-profit organisation and was tasked with developing the branch's website. Before starting, I talked to the woman I would be working for.
Me: So, do you have Dreamweaver?
Boss: No, we have some Microsoft program.
Me: Oh, FrontPage? (small grumble)
Boss: Something like that.
I show up for my first day and sit down at my workstation.
Me: I can't find the software, are you sure it's installed?
Boss: Hmmm, it should be. *walks over* Oh, it's this one.
I writhed in pain as Publisher opened on my desktop.