Client - "We are trying to put accross a more cosmopolitan, youthful image. Please replace the picture of the caffetiere with the picture of a cheese and onion pasty. Also swap the coissants next to the dualit toaster with a ham sandwich."
No, really... that's what they said.
Different Client - "Please move the buttons to the top right hand side as one of my friends who uses the internet a lot says they will look better there."
Another Client - "I've got an idea for the logo - can you put the words **** ***** into a rectangle with slightly rounded corners - only I want you to make the letters spin round individually - Oh yeah, and can you make them silver?"