




A while ago, there was a lot of flooding in southern NH, and out plant had to shut
down due to a state of emergency for one day.
An irate customer calls up about his event job, and complains about why it isn't
going to make it on the date it was promised.
"I'm sorry sir, we were in a state of emergency" says out Customer Service Rep.
"Well, apparently you've never dealt with EVENTS!"