Me: 'So, what's the problem exactly?'
'J': 'I can't put in my password [to log in to windows] It keeps turning off when I try'
Me: 'Could you show me what you've been doing?'
At this point, 'J' turns on the computer with me wondering where he keeps his
keyboard...) and when it comes to the log in screen, he starts doing MORSE CODE
WITH THE POWER BUTTON.