Overheard in a shop today...
Stupid Woman: "Where's the Man's clothes?"
Shop Assistant: (pointing at a sign) "Downstairs madam."
SW: "That says 'MEN'. I want Man's"
SA: "Errrr...Men is the plural of Man"
SW: "You what? Plur-what?"
SA: *blank and slightly disturbed look*
SW: "Why can't you just call it 'Mans'? Don't none of youse speak English or sumfink?"
I really hope she was joking, but I don't think so.