A recent customer wanted us to redo their logo based on an earlier incarnation. Being the energy drink sipping designers we are, quoted him $100 and a turnover of about 24 hours.
After the payment was received we turned over the graphic in a plethora of formats and resolutions, and offered to continue with redoing his website for a nominal fee. He declined and informed us that he would be doing his own website.
Well, at least the logo looks great ;)