I had been arranging with on of the more executive users to have her laptop repaired while she is on a 10 day break starting today. Basically, there is a problem with the system board that means the battery doesn't charge. We have literally been planning this for 6 weeks because she can not part with her laptop for the time required to fix the problem.
So anyway, I went next door to her office to pick up the laptop this morning, after spending a good two hours with her yesterday backing up critical files to reassure her everything would be fine upon her return. You can imagine my surprise then to discover the laptop missing. When I got her on the phone to ask where it is, she said "It's locked in my safe at home..............oh..."