I answer phones for a large family of hospitals in Texas. I can't tell you how many times I hear, "Jew speeky spaneech?". One day, someone decided to break that trend.
Me: Thanks for calling hospital. How may I direct your call?
Her: Escoose me, Jew speeky English?
Me (slightly thrown off): Um, yes, I do. Do you?
Her: Noooo. :(
Me: Oh ok.
Her: Bye. :(
Then, she hung up.