Same client as my previous post:
Stupid Fucking Cunt: "These designs are shit, they're just shit, I'll be a laughing stock, how did we get to this point?
Boss: "Because after a long period of consultation, and after we worked to your exacting specifications, you decided on those designs, signed a written contract saying so, and asked us to send them to the printers."
SFC: "No, NO, that's not true, I wouldn't have signed off on these..."
Boss: "I believe this is your signature right here, on this contract..."
SFC: "Oh, well, y'know, looking at them, they're not SO bad are they..."
SFC: "I change my mind so much..."