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BemusedBanker | posted 04-07-2009 | Number of Votes: 47  |  Current Rating: 3.15   

**I'm a bank teller. This customer walks up to my window, and hands me three paychecks, a deposit slip with only her name, account number, and the date, and a separate piece of paper with the check total(XXX.XX) the amount she wants to deposit(YYY.YY) and the amount she wants back in cash(ZZZ.ZZ)

Customer: I want to make a deposit...this is how much I want to put in (points to YYY.YY) and this is what I want in cash (points to ZZZ.ZZ)

I smile, nod, take the deposit slip and literally just copy down the numbers she gave me on the piece of paper. I process the transaction, hand her the receipt, and ask "And how did you want the ZZZ.ZZ, ma'am?"

Customer: In my hand.

Me: (Trying not to laugh, the other tellers are already giggling) No, ma'am, I meant did you want hundreds, fifties, twenties...

I must admit, she's by far the most pleasant idiotic customer I've ever had.

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