Clueless coworker (calling from another of our field offices): Do you have [our web-based data system used statewide] open?
Me: Yes, I'm entering some data I normally update this time of month.
C.C.: I THOUGHT that's why it's so slow. You need to close out because I need to do my data entry updates.
Me - too new on the job to have the nerve to ask if she'd called every other user in the state with the same comment - and why her updates take precedence over mine!