Customer: I want to make a complaint to the guy in charge of *******!
Me: Ok, you can call 1-800-***-**** (company name)
Customer: No I want the f***ing phone number.
Me: Um, 1-800-***-****.
Customer: What the heck is wrong with you kid I want the phone number!
Me: (I walk to the phone and use it to figure out the number, and give that to her)