I am working in Photoshop on a photo of the facade of our building, where we had rented enough floors to get the building named after the company with a nice bronze plaque. A perfectly ordinary adjust and retouch job.
The Owner drifts in full of cigar and Italian suit. He looks over my shoulder a bit, then asks, "we work with computers, don't we, Mr G____?" (Meaning "I", and the computer is sitting right there on my desk... )
"Yes, Sir." Holding back the snark.
"Can you spin it around and show the back of the building?"