The clients office is just across the street from our studio...no kidding!
client: i'm having steve send over an agreement to put in the back of the contract
you're putting together for us.
me: okay, i'll wait for it, then send a new proof to you.
---2 hours later---
client: where are you with the contract? THIS HAS TO GO OUT TODAY!!!
me: i haven't received anything yet.
client: i'll call you back.
---2 minutes later---
client: ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T HAVE IT YET!
me: uh...let me check my email. no nothing yet.
client: well, he sent it over an hour ago...ARE YOU SURE!
me: yes. nothing is coming through.
client: well, keep trying your email. i'll call you later.
me: (in my head) what the f**k!
---few minutes later---
client: ANYTHING YET!
me: uh no, nothing. can you put it on cd and i'll run over and get it?
client: WELL, I GUESS SO. THIS IS SUCH A HASSLE!
---1 minute later---
(email comes through from steve)
me: hey, just got your email. email must have been down for a bit.
client: SO YOU DON'T NEED THIS CD?
me: uh...no, i got his email. i'm working on the contract right now.
client: WELL THIS IS JUST PERFECT...YOU KNOW, I DON"T HAVE TIME FOR THIS